wisdom for the wise

I saw this couple at the DMV in Provo the other day. I bet you are thinking "is that Gary Coleman?" Well so was I, but in my mind he lived in some other, far off land with all of the other magical trolls. On the contrary, he lives among us here in Provo Utah. Well I was star struck to say the least. This was the first time I have seen a star in the flesh besides at the sundance film festival. This is probably the most awkward couple I have ever seen. However my recent encounter did answer some questions I have had for many years. I always wondered if I saw Gary Coleman, would I want to hold him like a small child, maybe even cradle him? Yes.